Don’t Give in to Peasanthood The filthy plebs with their timed exclusives, atrocious frame rates, and abysmal resolution likely can’t read this sticker anyways. Express and reveal yourself to be a member of the GLORIOUS PC Master Race! Support Your Video-Game Loving Friends and Loved Ones Do you know a PC gamer? This is the perfect stocking stuffer or novelty gift for them. You might have no idea what the PC Master Race is, but they definitely will. Long story short, it’s an online movement that promotes the best way to play video games: on a customizable, high-performing computer! All Purchases Support Charity We strongly believe in the work that Child’s Play has done and continues to do. Ten percent of the net proceeds of every order will be donated to Child’s Play. Here’s more about them: Child’s Play works in two ways. With the help of hospital staff, we set up gift wish lists full of video games, toys, books, and other fun stuff for kids. By clicking on a hospital location on our map, you can view that hospital’s wish list and send a gift. Child’s Play also receives cash donations throughout the year. With those cash donations, we purchase new consoles, peripherals, games, and more for hospitals and therapy facilities. These donations allow for children to enjoy age-appropriate entertainment, interact with their peers, friends, and family, and provide vital distraction from an otherwise generally unpleasant experience. Satisfaction Assured for Life! If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely assure your satisfaction!